The Bad Snap Hex of Jacoby Brissett
Jacoby Brissett · BAL · QB
“Brissett sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Brissett's week
- Brissett's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- At 33, Brissett is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
87%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single Commanders jersey, ironically worn
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Brissett, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jacoby Brissett in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jacoby Brissett is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jacoby Brissett actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.