The Pick-Six Hex of Jacoby Brissett
Jacoby Brissett · BAL · QB
“The broadcast shows Brissett on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Brissett's week
- At 33, Brissett is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Every deep ball Brissett throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
81%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Brissett, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jacoby Brissett in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jacoby Brissett is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jacoby Brissett actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.