The Checkdown Hex of Jacoby Brissett
Jacoby Brissett · BAL · QB
“At 33, Brissett is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Brissett's week
- Brissett takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.
- Brissett gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
82%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Titans jersey, ironically worn
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Eye of Cardinals, tongue of ref,
Bring Ravens down to grief,
Brissett scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jacoby Brissett in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jacoby Brissett is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jacoby Brissett actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.