The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Jacoby Brissett
Jacoby Brissett · BAL · QB
“Brissett will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Brissett's week
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Brissett, the end zone is a rumor.
- At 33, Brissett is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
78%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Brissett drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jacoby Brissett in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jacoby Brissett is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jacoby Brissett actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.