The Hamstring Hex of Jacoby Brissett
Jacoby Brissett · BAL · QB
“The broadcast shows Brissett on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Brissett's week
- At 33, Brissett is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- A mysterious flag erases Brissett's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
89%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Brissett, Brissett, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jacoby Brissett in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jacoby Brissett is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jacoby Brissett actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.