The Bad Snap Hex of Jacoby Brissett
Jacoby Brissett · BAL · QB
“The play clock hits zero on Brissett four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Brissett's week
- Brissett will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
- At 33, Brissett is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
87%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Eye of Colts, tongue of ref,
Bring Ravens down to grief,
Brissett scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jacoby Brissett in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jacoby Brissett is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jacoby Brissett actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.