The Hamstring Hex of Jacoby Brissett
Jacoby Brissett · BAL · QB
“Brissett is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Brissett's week
- At 33, Brissett is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Ref: "Number Brissett, that's a flag." Brissett: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
84%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Eye of Packers, tongue of ref,
Bring Ravens down to grief,
Brissett scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jacoby Brissett in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jacoby Brissett is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jacoby Brissett actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.