The Late Scratch Hex of Jacoby Brissett
Jacoby Brissett · BAL · QB
“Brissett will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Brissett's week
- Brissett gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Brissett, the end zone is a rumor.
72%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Colts fan
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Brissett, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jacoby Brissett in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jacoby Brissett is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jacoby Brissett actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.