The Intentional Grounding Hex of Jacoby Brissett
Jacoby Brissett · BAL · QB
“At 33, Brissett is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Brissett's week
- Brissett is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Brissett, the end zone is a rumor.
88%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Bears jersey, ironically worn
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chargers locker room
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Brissett's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jacoby Brissett in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jacoby Brissett is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jacoby Brissett actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.