The Overthrow Hex of Jacoby Brissett
Jacoby Brissett · BAL · QB
“At 33, Brissett is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Brissett's week
- Brissett throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.
- Brissett gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
82%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Eye of Dolphins, tongue of ref,
Bring Ravens down to grief,
Brissett scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jacoby Brissett in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jacoby Brissett is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jacoby Brissett actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.