The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Jacoby Brissett
Jacoby Brissett · BAL · QB
“Brissett will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Brissett's week
- Every deep ball Brissett throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
- Brissett's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
83%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Brissett's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jacoby Brissett in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jacoby Brissett is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jacoby Brissett actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.