The Phantom Flag Hex of Jacoby Brissett
Jacoby Brissett · BAL · QB
“Brissett gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of NC State's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Brissett's week
- Brissett takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.
- At 33, Brissett is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
80%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chiefs locker room
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Eye of Raiders, tongue of ref,
Bring Ravens down to grief,
Brissett scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jacoby Brissett in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jacoby Brissett is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jacoby Brissett actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.