The Overthrow Hex of Jacoby Brissett
Jacoby Brissett · BAL · QB
“Ref: "Number Brissett, that's a flag." Brissett: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Brissett's week
- The broadcast shows Brissett on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Brissett's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
78%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single tear from a Cardinals fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Brissett drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jacoby Brissett in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jacoby Brissett is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jacoby Brissett actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.