The Intentional Grounding Hex of Jacoby Brissett
Jacoby Brissett · BAL · QB
“Brissett's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Brissett's week
- Brissett finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Brissett is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
92%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Brissett's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jacoby Brissett in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jacoby Brissett is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jacoby Brissett actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.