The Snap Count Hex of Jacoby Brissett
Jacoby Brissett · BAL · QB
“At 33, Brissett is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Brissett's week
- The play clock hits zero on Brissett four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
- Brissett leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.
77%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Brissett's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jacoby Brissett in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jacoby Brissett is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jacoby Brissett actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.