The Phantom Flag Hex of Jacoby Brissett
Jacoby Brissett · BAL · QB
“Brissett leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Brissett's week
- Brissett finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- At 33, Brissett is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
80%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Brissett, Brissett, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jacoby Brissett in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jacoby Brissett is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jacoby Brissett actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.