The Bad Snap Hex of Jacoby Brissett
Jacoby Brissett · BAL · QB
“Brissett sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Brissett's week
- Brissett finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- At 33, Brissett is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
87%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Vikings fan
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Brissett, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jacoby Brissett in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jacoby Brissett is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jacoby Brissett actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.