The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jacoby Brissett
Jacoby Brissett · BAL · QB
“Brissett will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Brissett's week
- At 33, Brissett is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- A mysterious flag erases Brissett's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
89%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Powdered kicker confidence
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Brissett's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jacoby Brissett in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jacoby Brissett is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jacoby Brissett actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.