The Overthrow Hex of Jacoby Brissett
Jacoby Brissett · BAL · QB
“Brissett finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Brissett's week
- At 33, Brissett is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Brissett throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.
81%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Brissett's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jacoby Brissett in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jacoby Brissett is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jacoby Brissett actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.