The Sideline-Scold Hex of Jacoby Brissett
Jacoby Brissett · BAL · QB
“Brissett gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of NC State's biggest rival.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Brissett's week
- At 33, Brissett is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Brissett will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
87%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Giants fan
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Patriots locker room
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Brissett drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jacoby Brissett in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jacoby Brissett is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jacoby Brissett actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.