The Sack Spiral Hex of Jacoby Brissett
Jacoby Brissett · BAL · QB
“Garbage time arrives early for Brissett: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Brissett's week
- At 33, Brissett is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Brissett gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of NC State's biggest rival.
81%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Brissett drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jacoby Brissett in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jacoby Brissett is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jacoby Brissett actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.