The Mystery Tweak Hex of Jacoby Brissett
Jacoby Brissett · BAL · QB
“At 33, Brissett is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Brissett's week
- Brissett's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Brissett gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
90%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single Bengals jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Brissett, Brissett, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jacoby Brissett in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jacoby Brissett is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jacoby Brissett actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.