The Kneel-Down Hex of Jacoby Brissett
Jacoby Brissett · BAL · QB
“At 33, Brissett is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Brissett's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Brissett's stadium. Only over Brissett.
- Brissett sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
78%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Brissett drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jacoby Brissett in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jacoby Brissett is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jacoby Brissett actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.