The Hamstring Hex of Jacoby Brissett
Jacoby Brissett · BAL · QB
“Brissett audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Brissett's week
- At 33, Brissett is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Brissett will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
79%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single Patriots jersey, ironically worn
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Brissett, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jacoby Brissett in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jacoby Brissett is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jacoby Brissett actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.