The Snap Count Hex of Jacoby Brissett
Jacoby Brissett · BAL · QB
“Brissett sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Brissett's week
- At 33, Brissett is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Brissett is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
83%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Dolphins locker room
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Brissett drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jacoby Brissett in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jacoby Brissett is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jacoby Brissett actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.