The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jacoby Brissett
Jacoby Brissett · BAL · QB
“Brissett's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Brissett's week
- Brissett is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Brissett will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
82%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Brissett, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jacoby Brissett in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jacoby Brissett is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jacoby Brissett actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.