The Sack Spiral Hex of Jacoby Brissett
Jacoby Brissett · BAL · QB
“At 33, Brissett is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Brissett's week
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Brissett, the end zone is a rumor.
- Ref: "Number Brissett, that's a flag." Brissett: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
78%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Eye of Chiefs, tongue of ref,
Bring Ravens down to grief,
Brissett scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jacoby Brissett in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jacoby Brissett is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jacoby Brissett actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.