The Bad Snap Hex of Jacoby Brissett
Jacoby Brissett · BAL · QB
“Brissett gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Brissett's week
- Brissett's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- At 33, Brissett is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
78%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Brissett, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jacoby Brissett in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jacoby Brissett is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jacoby Brissett actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.