The Late Scratch Hex of Jaden Bradley
Jaden Bradley · WAS · WR
“Rookie Bradley gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Bradley's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Bradley's stadium. Only over Bradley.
- Bradley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UNLV's biggest rival.
72%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Colts locker room
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Bradley's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaden Bradley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaden Bradley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaden Bradley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.