The Hamstring Hex of Jaden Bradley
Jaden Bradley · WAS · WR
“Bradley gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Bradley's week
- Bradley does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Rookie Bradley gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
85%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A used challenge flag
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Bradley's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaden Bradley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaden Bradley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaden Bradley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.