The Hamstring Hex of Jaden Bradley
Jaden Bradley · WAS · WR
“Bradley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UNLV's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Bradley's week
- Bradley finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Bradley will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
74%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chiefs locker room
Incantation
Eye of Ravens, tongue of ref,
Bring Commanders down to grief,
Bradley scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaden Bradley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaden Bradley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaden Bradley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.