The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Jaden Bradley
Jaden Bradley · WAS · WR
“Rookie Bradley gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Bradley's week
- Bradley's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Bradley will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
73%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single tear from a Giants fan
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Bradley, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaden Bradley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaden Bradley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaden Bradley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.