The Mystery Tweak Hex of Jaden Bradley
Jaden Bradley · WAS · WR
“Rookie Bradley gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Bradley's week
- Bradley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UNLV's biggest rival.
- Bradley gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
77%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Giants locker room
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Bradley drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaden Bradley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaden Bradley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaden Bradley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.