The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Jaden Bradley
Jaden Bradley · WAS · WR
“Rookie Bradley gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Bradley's week
- Bradley tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Bradley will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
76%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A used challenge flag
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Eye of Jaguars, tongue of ref,
Bring Commanders down to grief,
Bradley scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaden Bradley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaden Bradley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaden Bradley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.