The Inch-Short Hex of Jaden Bradley
Jaden Bradley · WAS · WR
“Bradley finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Bradley's week
- Bradley's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Bradley was due a breakout.
- Bradley drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
92%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Jets jersey, ironically worn
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Bradley drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaden Bradley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaden Bradley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaden Bradley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.