The Late Scratch Hex of Jaden Bradley
Jaden Bradley · WAS · WR
“Bradley will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Bradley's week
- Bradley is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Rookie Bradley gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
75%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Bradley drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaden Bradley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaden Bradley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaden Bradley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.