The Inch-Short Hex of Jaden Bradley
Jaden Bradley · WAS · WR
“Rookie Bradley gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Bradley's week
- Bradley gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
- Bradley scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
74%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single tear from a Chargers fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Bradley's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaden Bradley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaden Bradley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaden Bradley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.