The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Jaden Bradley
Jaden Bradley · WAS · WR
“Bradley gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Bradley's week
- Rookie Bradley gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Bradley gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
74%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Dolphins fan
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cowboys locker room
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Bradley drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaden Bradley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaden Bradley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaden Bradley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.