The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jaden Bradley
Jaden Bradley · WAS · WR
“Rookie Bradley gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Bradley's week
- Bradley runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- The broadcast shows Bradley on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
81%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bengals locker room
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Bradley's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaden Bradley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaden Bradley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaden Bradley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.