The Inch-Short Hex of Jaden Bradley
Jaden Bradley · WAS · WR
“Rookie Bradley gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Bradley's week
- Bradley gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Bradley gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
73%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single Broncos jersey, ironically worn
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Bradley's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaden Bradley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaden Bradley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaden Bradley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.