The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jaden Bradley
Jaden Bradley · WAS · WR
“Bradley is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Bradley's week
- Bradley scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Rookie Bradley gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
86%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single Ravens jersey, ironically worn
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Bradley drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaden Bradley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaden Bradley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaden Bradley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.