The Inch-Short Hex of Jaden Bradley
Jaden Bradley · WAS · WR
“Bradley does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Bradley's week
- Bradley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UNLV's biggest rival.
- Bradley tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
86%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single Browns jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Bradley drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaden Bradley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaden Bradley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaden Bradley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.