The Hamstring Hex of Jaden Bradley
Jaden Bradley · WAS · WR
“Bradley's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Bradley's week
- Bradley is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Bradley gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
84%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A used challenge flag
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Bradley, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaden Bradley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaden Bradley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaden Bradley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.