The Shadow Coverage Hex of Jaden Bradley
Jaden Bradley · WAS · WR
“Bradley will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Bradley's week
- Bradley gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
- Rookie Bradley gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
74%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Bradley's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaden Bradley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaden Bradley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaden Bradley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.