The Late Scratch Hex of Jaden Bradley
Jaden Bradley · WAS · WR
“Bradley is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Bradley's week
- Rookie Bradley gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Bradley is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
74%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Eye of Texans, tongue of ref,
Bring Commanders down to grief,
Bradley scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaden Bradley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaden Bradley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaden Bradley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.