The Inch-Short Hex of Jaden Bradley
Jaden Bradley · WAS · WR
“Rookie Bradley gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Bradley's week
- Bradley tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Bradley gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
86%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Packers jersey, ironically worn
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Eye of Chargers, tongue of ref,
Bring Commanders down to grief,
Bradley scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaden Bradley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaden Bradley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaden Bradley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.