The Shadow Coverage Hex of Jaden Bradley
Jaden Bradley · WAS · WR
“Bradley's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Bradley's week
- Bradley gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
- Rookie Bradley gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
73%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Bradley's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaden Bradley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaden Bradley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaden Bradley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.