The Late Scratch Hex of Jaden Bradley
Jaden Bradley · WAS · WR
“Rookie Bradley gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Bradley's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Bradley's stadium. Only over Bradley.
- Bradley tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
79%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Bradley, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaden Bradley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaden Bradley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaden Bradley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.