The Inch-Short Hex of Jaden Bradley
Jaden Bradley · WAS · WR
“Rookie Bradley gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Bradley's week
- Bradley gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Bradley will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
87%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Dolphins locker room
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Bradley drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaden Bradley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaden Bradley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaden Bradley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.