The Shank Hex of Jake Bates
Jake Bates · DET · K
“Bates is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Bates's week
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Bates is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
- Bates's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
73%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Bates, Bates, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Bates in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Bates is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Bates actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.